Hockey throughout the year
Summer: Fan base whose team won the Cup talks about how amazing the Cup run was. Fan base of every other team talks about how "next year is our year"
Pre-season: Find out which team is playing yours on opening night. Start trash talking them immediately. Continue throughout the pre-season.
First few weeks: Talk about how exciting all of those past year playoff rematches are going to be.
Next few weeks: Realize that they weren't that exciting at all.
Middle of the season: Settle into a comfortable pattern of either joy or misery. Depending on which one you're going through, say either "This is totally going to continue into the playoffs" or "The playoffs are months away, not worried"
All-Star Game: HOLD HANDS AND LOVE EVERYONE
End of the regular season: Start crunching numbers like you're a statistician, to figure out the seeding and how many games your team can lose and still make the playoffs.
If your team makes the playoffs: "We're making a deep run, this is our year"
If your team doesn't make the playoffs: Cry softly then decide which team you hate less to win.
Repeat every year until you die of a hockey induced heart attack.
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Dear NHL Referees,
babybeauch: jasonblake: sjsharks4life: FUCK YOU! THAT WAS NOT A GOAL! Sincerely, ALL San Jose Sharks fans sorry Sucks bruh but the scoreboard does not lie My condolences. (I like how even Anaheim fans are also like, “How the heck was that a goal?”)
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies…The man who never reads lives...– George R.R. Martin (via strivingforsunshine) #and the man who writes kills everyone (via -ziggystardust)
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. :D
Why Libraries Are Different From Piracy
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So far my weekend has consisted of:
Watching the Hunger Games movie at midnight (Movie was alright, still prefer the book. And I still hate Gale) “Legend of Korra”: Episode 2 (New OTP - MAKORRA) “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” (I love Fluttershy but I wanna smack her sometimes) Waiting for the new “Young Justice” episode (NEED IT NOW!) Catching up on “Supernatural” (I...